Since people are always shocked by Jackson’s size when they meet him, I’ve started a ‘Size Series.’ Here’s the first installment.
Size Series 1: 9.5 weeks old vs. oven mitt
Best idea ever.
ghost-ina-machine said: Virgin marry? lol
I hope not lol
ghost-ina-machine said: preggo! :o
No. Absolutely not. You have to have sex in order for that to happen lol
I am suddenly so nauseas and uncomfortable I’m afraid I may puke my guts up out here in front of the gaming building.
What the hell caused this?
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
you’ve just answered every nice guys biggest question in life..
“Mother & Son” by Mauri G
Even though I feel like the ring is super bright and distracting, I will say that since its made from bioplast its squishy sort of and super comfy. This may be my new favorite ring.
Except I can’t flip it up because I just tried and thought it was stuck up in my nose because its such a tight curve the balls want to be close together…….giggity.
I don’t remember this ring being so bright white when I bought it. I put it in today and its like BAM!
Super white ring is white
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way.
No matter which way you’re looking the sonic is always pointed at you…
So earlier I came up with this really great idea
And this kind of fits in with that
So I was thinking for some show (probably either Doctor Who or Supernatural), what if throughout an entire episode, or maybe a season, there was this entity that was continually watching the characters every move.
It watches them all the time.
It’s always right behind them, looking over their shoulder.
At one point, they start to acknowledge this creatures existence. Perhaps they catch glimpses of it. The weird thing is, it know everything about them.
It is at this point in time that the monster starts causing trouble. The characters lives are at risk, and you are scared.
In the end, the Doctor or Dean (or someone) finds a way to make it visible. They find a way to get rid of it.
Maybe the Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver. Maybe Dean shots it with his gun. Either way, they do so by looking directly at the camera. Looking at you.
Aiming at you.
You are the monster.
The screen goes black.
THAT FIRST ONE
THE SHARKS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO FLY
I NEED someone to add sound effects to the second one.
And a comical musical score :D